Every day, when I get up, I read the Forbes list of the richest people. If I'm not in it, I go to work.
Robert Orben
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The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don't want; to drink what you don't like and do what you don't want to do.
Mark Twain
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You should never trust a woman who says her true age. If she said that, she would say everything else.
Oscar Wild
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If a person laughs when things go wrong, then there is someone to blame.
Robert Bloch
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I am a vegetarian not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
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The surest way to learn your wife's birthday is to forget it at least once!
Joseph Cosman
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They all have photographic memory. However, some do not have a movie.
Anonymous